March 2011
Words for vaginas and sex, brought to you by The L...
Tina: I have a friend in England and her daughter calls it front bottom.
Shane: Front bottom? That's twisted.
Alice: I had a girlfriend once--yes, remember when I had a girlfriend? Uhm no, but she called it her Pretty Pink Pearl. PPP.
Carmen: Not to be confused with her peepee.
Bette: You know what's really lovely? Yoni. It's Sanscrit.
Alice: No no, I like, like a non-Sanscrit, trashy thing like tongue trap.
Shane: Yeah.
Carmen: Or a, uh, bald man in a boat.
Shane: Breakfast of champions!
Tina: Munchbox!
Bette: Weewee.
Carmen: Haha!
Alice: Hoohoo!
Bette: Meme!
Shane: Fuck hole! What else?
Alice: Calcunta.
Carmen: Hey, Kit!
Alice: What's wrong?
Bette: What's going on?
Kit: Just found out I've got menopause.
Carmen: Aww, Kit, oh.
Tina: No, it's okay. No more periods!
Alice: Yeah! You don't have to take Carey to the prom anymore.
Bette: No more moodswings...eventually.
Tina: No more tampons or pads.
Carmen: No more midol or excedrin or tylenol or any of that stuff!
Kit: Yeah, but once the monkey goes south that's the end of it.
Bette: No! Kit that's not true. There are a lot of menopausal women who are very sexually active.
Shane: Yeah, it's true. You can still get it on.
Carmen: You are still gonna be doing the hanky panky until the cows come home.
Alice: Yeah, get yourself a little hot beef injection tonight and feel better!
Bette: You can dip the chip.
Tina: Bang the box.
Carmen: Sweep out the chimney.
Shane: Ahhh, you can stretch that leather.
Alice: Bump uglies!
Kit: Dip n dot!
Bette: Shake the sheets.
Alice: Crack the neck.
Bette: Get some skank on the hang low.
Alice: Ride the bologna pony.
Kit: Give that dog a bone!
Carmen: Okay, uhm, uhm, PUT SOME BEEF IN YO TACO!
Shane: Ride that beef bus to tuna town.
Carmen: Oh, that was so sexy, I'm so glad you said that.
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